Thursday, July 31, 2008

I've met this really nice person, Settle. She's a draenei, and you know about those poor people; crashed their space ship on Azeroth. We've got a lot in common we gnomes and draenei. We both have a knack for technical stuff, and we're both hot.

Settle's no engineer, but a jewelcrafter and we've talked about me supplying her with metals for her work. Driva has not seen anything made by Settle yet, but I am sure my donations will result in something good.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

I've been to a ball! My very first ball! At Stormwind Keep. A masked ball it was, and Driva came as the famous beauty Klemtwiss Whimwinkle, known amongst all (decently educated) gnomes for her courage and compassion. I don't think anyone else got the reference though, and that's a shame.



We had a bit of a pre-party, waiting for everyone to show up.
You know how awkward those are.



The guild paid for the booze, and even though it soon became evident no more would attend the party, no one present became overmuch depressed now with all the extra ale around.



Things are a bit hazy, but I think there was a conga train through the Trade District and someone had the bright idea to take a dip in the canals, and well...



We who surfaced continued the ball under the bridges.



Zyr's the one who arranged all this. I think that's Touch jumping in the water...
I also think it's Touch I embarrased myself in front of the other day.



Fireworks! Lots of them! Driva'd been making fireworks all day yesterday and it turned out that Zyr already bought somewhere else, so there were firepower in abundance.
That's me mechanical squirrel in front.



Conga train went to a nearby village.
We found a kitty there.



This stupid man challenged Driva to a duel! He got what was coming for him he did!





We went to a combined murloc hunt and diving outing and found that murlocs have great trampolines!



Cathing our breaths after bath.



Post party! Wohoo! Even kitty knows how to boogie!



A few brave souls held out in a pub in the Dwarven District.
All in all one of the best evenings in Driva's life!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Yesterday Driva went to her first guild meeting with Beyond Redemption. People seemed very nice. Guild leader Annaia guided us new recruits through the different rules and regulations and then Zyr informed us about upcoming events. There will be a masked ball att Stormwind Keep this very Saturday! I absolutely have to get myself a costume. Maybe they will let me do a fireworks display! Driva must speak with Zyr in private.


Annaia introduces us newcomers to the guild


Afterwards there was a party in the Mage Quarter, at a nice pub which name I don't remember. It was so much fun! And I got to understand why the guild is named as it is; it was mere moments before people started dancing at tables... naked! The members are clearly both silly and crazy beyond redemption.

Alas, Drunken Driva drank too much and made a complete fool out of herself. Firstly she passed out and a big stupid elf used her as a cushion. The humiliation! That's not the worst part though, the last thing I remember was slapping another elf's naked buttocks. Driva cannot recall name nor face of the man. Needles to say I fled the party, and this morning I woke up with a furious headache and clad only in my guild tabard in an alley Mage Quarter.



The man dancing on the lamp is the one who sat on me. Stupid, evil elf.



I danced with kitty!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Time for a new poser pic, don't you think? Oh, and look at the tabard! Driva is now a proud member of the guild Beyond Redemption.

Driven by said home sickness Dear Driva returned to Tinker Town. I do begin to miss the field of battle, and Ironforge is my place to get supplies for days in the mountains. I have no specific plans for the moment, so I will make my way to Lakeshire in Redridge Mountains and see if my warrior services are required there.

Oh, I almost forgot! Driva now has a fellow companion to give her warmth on those lonely, cold nights. Dustear is the name she goes by.


Sunday, July 13, 2008

Driva is currently lingering in Stormwind, with just a bitty tang of home sickness. The people here are not only tall as demons, but mostly loud and seemingly arrogant, stumbling into me at every oportunity obviously oblivious to the presence of a warrior destined to be mentioned in the legends.

The cheery company of fellow gnomes is missed!


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I'm not moving around much these days, just basking in past glories. I'll keep in touch when anything changes!