Yaarrr can join Captain DeMeza's crew fer a day 'n get yer own piraty outfit, with no dirty deck swabbin 'quierd. Captain be tharr lass and no tha squiffy brute with thar piece.
Yer be no shooting at ther furner, it be only fer fun.
Ain't she a beauty, me lordly lavish Booty Bay?
There be pirates from space shakin ther booty.
Ther be no place for the lily-livered 'n Booty Bay! The swashbucklin' be on 'for the sun set.
Thar be me heartie Klodas, yer be aye candy if me e'er saw it.
No rum 'n no bra'lin' makes me 'n me matey a dull arrr ay.
Driva be guardin' yarr cherry grog!
The Salty Sailor be full o' scoundrel's.
Thar lass in red be Madeleine wi' her burnin' parrot.[Madeleine]: Perhaps ye wan ta hear de story o' me piraty sel.
[Driva]: Yer piraty sel?
[Madeleine]: Aye de pirate parrot tale.
[Driva]: Arrh.
[Madeleine]: Ye see it all started when ah rescued dis feller from cpativatin.
Madeleine points at Hawk Owl.
[Madeleine]: An then ah come ta join de pirate federatin and dey say:
[Madeleine]: Dat be no parrot.
[Madeleine]: Sos ah when out and found dis un,
Madeleine points at Green Wing Macaw.
[Madeleine]: an when ah brought dis un back
[Madeleine]: dey say yes dat be a parrot but it no be rare enough, we see dozens oh dem.
[Madeleine]: Sos off ah trot again.
[Driva]: Arrh.
[Madeleine]: An ah fine dis one in de dead woods.
[Madeleine]: When ah finally return wi it dey say yes dat be a fine parrot.
Driva cheers at Madeleine.
[Madeleine]: BUT... ye when an rescied it,
[Madeleine]: ye aint cruel enough ta be a pirate!
Driva looks blank.
[Madeleine]: so wha ah did was a when an set fire ta it!
[Driva]: Oooooh!
Driva cheers at Phoenix Hatchling.
[Driva]: That be a fine parrot!
[Madeleine]: De be no complainin afterward!
[Driva]: Yaaarrr!
'n jungle expedition be ending a fine day o' jolly revel! Yaarrr!
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